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Q: The applicator discharged onto my chest. What should i do? |
Don't panic! The active ingredient will work for several minutes. Simple squeeze your breasts in an upward motion and re-apply the active ingredient on your face. |
Q: How long should i let it stay on my face? |
There is no 'magic' timeframe. The active ingredients will start to work in seconds. Try slowly licking your lips several times in a counter-clockwise rotation, followed by several rotations clockwise. This should allow enough time to produce the results we are looking for! :-) |
Q: Will this technique work on men? |
No Mike, you dumb faggot! Go home! |
Q: How much does it cost? |
Absolutely free! Costs nothing but time! All you need to do is acquire an applicator. |
Q: How many applicators are available? |
The global population is estimated at 7.00 Billion. As of 2012, the global sex ratio is approximately 1.01 males to 1 woman – the slightly higher number of men is possibly due to the gender imbalances evident in the Indian and Chinese populations. Therefore, there should be approximately 3.52 Billion applicators on the planet. Approximately 26.3% of the global population is aged under 15 (Danger), while 65.9% is aged 15-64 (Best Results) and 7.9% is aged 65 or over (Yuck!). Careful consideration highly recommended. |
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